"Geez, you didn't get this excited when your children were born."

Does it get any better than this?

Memphis Monday - The 'lympics Edition

February. Check.

Memphis Monday - Controversial Polyhedron Edition

February grassies

This week's Hater Report.

Memphis Monday - BB

This Week's Sign that the End is Near

If you fish from a canoe:

Memphis Monday - Any Way You Do Edition

Before and after.