Which one of these actually exists?


Loch Ness Monster:

Sub 1 lb carp:


Correct. None of them exist, although we're keeping an open mind about Nessie.

Miles claims to have caught a Sub 1 lb carp and offers the above photo as proof.  Pretty sure there's some Photoshop hijinks here because everyone knows there's no such thing as a carp that weighs less than one pound.  Seriously, ask yourself.  How many carp have you caught that were under the 1 lb mark? Exactly.