Bigfoot:
Loch Ness Monster:
Correct. None of them exist, although we're keeping an open mind about Nessie.
Miles claims to have caught a Sub 1 lb carp and offers the above photo as proof. Pretty sure there's some Photoshop hijinks here because everyone knows there's no such thing as a carp that weighs less than one pound. Seriously, ask yourself. How many carp have you caught that were under the 1 lb mark? Exactly.